Joy Comes in the Morning

I am mean...

NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE TUB......

I told God He was crazy. Then I blew up the microwave.

To the young man at Chick-fil-a that made me cry today: I told them to promote you ASAP!

Often I am a few fries short of a Happy Meal

Where was something sharp?

The Twilight Zone and a Maple Bacon Donut